why dont capricorn and virgo, the most powerful earth signs, simply kill taurus, the weakest?
virgo: *through gritted teeth bc they hate taking the blame for anything* OOPS i spilled so many real actual diamonds:((( ooo noooo :(((
taurus: *immediatly starts scrambing around on dirty floorin futile desperate pursuit of luxury*
capricorn: *comes out of the shadows and prepares to shoot taurus execution style from behind*
Things The Signs Aren’t Good At
ARIES: resisting impulsive urges, controlling their attitude
TAURUS: resisting the urge to buy items they find aesthetically pleasing, thinking fast
GEMINI: keeping their mouth shut, talking about their emotions
CANCER: not jumping to conclusions, controlling their mood swings
LEO: listening to the advice of others, owning up to their issues
VIRGO: receiving criticism, accepting changes
LIBRA: saying “no”, making decisions
SCORPIO: opening up about their feelings, letting go of the past
SAGITTARIUS: committing to a project, replying to messages
CAPRICORN: relaxing, expressing themselves
AQUARIUS: connecting with others emotionally, living in routine
PISCES: accepting reality, staying calm
signs as 80′s songs
aries - you spin me round (like a record) - dead or alive
taurus - under pressure - queen & david bowie
gemini - she drives me crazy - fine young cannibals
cancer - footloose - kenny loggins
leo - don’t stop believin’ - journey
virgo - free fallin’ - tom petty
libra - careless whisper - george michael
scorpio - thriller - michael jackson
sagittarius - never gonna give you up - rick astley
capricorn - don’t you (forget about me) - simple minds
aquarius - the final countdown - europe
pisces - walk this way - run-dmc & aerosmith